July 2011
So...
So i watched The Last Song today with Miley Cyrus and it was actually pretty good.
Health Myths
“Jet Hand Dryers are More Sanitary Than Paper Towels”
Dryer or paper towel? It’s a confounding daily dilemma. Molecular biologist Keith Redway, of the University of Westminster, has done a series of experiments to put an end to the debate. He found that jet dryers actually increase the amount of bacteria on users’ hands because the air inside the machines is far from sterile. The driers make the restroom dirtier, too, spewing germs more than six feet. Redway named paper towels the winner.
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/6-health-myths-busted-2502660/
June 2011
I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D.
When you and your mom are mad at each other and you're both at the table, eating dinner.
And she’s like:
And you’re like:
And your dad’s sitting there like:
“Something bad’s coming. I can sense it.”
Even though this totally isnt my family,
uhh, HAHAHAHAHAHA.
**And RANDYYYY is sitting there like:
Me in the supermarket...
When I was 5,
When I was 10,
Today,
When your mom says you need to clean before a good show comes on
